I am boring

I seriously just wrote the most boring post ever about maternity clothes and then had to erase the whole thing for the sheer fact that I sounded like a mom.  I know I am going to be a mom, but it is NOT ok to write like one.  At least not yet.  I was talking about the huge panel in a pair of maternity pants for goodness sakes!!!  Don’t worry people, I didn’t buy them!  WHAT HAVE I BECOME!?!?   Who wants to hear about that?!?  NOT ME!  I don’t want to! 

I need to pull myself together here.  I promise to be the fun, light hearted writer you know and love!  I PROMISE!  At least I will try.  But maybe you will just have to hear me out with my crazy experiences of pregnancy in France.  Sorry boys…


  1. Mom on May 23, 2006 at 1:10 pm

    We (all of us women) know about the stupid panel thing in maternity clothes Jen. I actually think I missed out on the invention of the velcro nursing bras, because I’m certain I was the first one to think of it. Where was American Inventor when you needed it then? (You don’t have a clue as to what I’m talking about, do you?)

    You are going to be a mom Jen, you will talk like a mom, write like a mom, eat like a mom and sleep like a mom — oh yea…moms don’t sleep. Do you have something against moms? Just wondering. Love, Your Mom…

  2. Jamie on May 24, 2006 at 10:39 pm

    Jen, we’ll take you any way we can get you!

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