I am boring
I seriously just wrote the most boring post ever about maternity clothes and then had to erase the whole thing for the sheer fact that I sounded like a mom. I know I am going to be a mom, but it is NOT ok to write like one. At least not yet. I was talking about the huge panel in a pair of maternity pants for goodness sakes!!! Don’t worry people, I didn’t buy them! WHAT HAVE I BECOME!?!? Who wants to hear about that?!? NOT ME! I don’t want to!
I need to pull myself together here. I promise to be the fun, light hearted writer you know and love! I PROMISE! At least I will try. But maybe you will just have to hear me out with my crazy experiences of pregnancy in France. Sorry boys…
We (all of us women) know about the stupid panel thing in maternity clothes Jen. I actually think I missed out on the invention of the velcro nursing bras, because I’m certain I was the first one to think of it. Where was American Inventor when you needed it then? (You don’t have a clue as to what I’m talking about, do you?)
You are going to be a mom Jen, you will talk like a mom, write like a mom, eat like a mom and sleep like a mom — oh yea…moms don’t sleep. Do you have something against moms? Just wondering. Love, Your Mom…
Jen, we’ll take you any way we can get you!