Extreme Pregnancy

I am hungry and I am hungry NOW!  I need to clean and I need to clean NOW!  I have to go to the bathroom and I have to go NOW! 

Everything is so extreme right now.  Do I blame it on the pregnancy?  I think so.  I used to get annoyed when pregnant women blamed everything on pregnancy, but it is true.  I can relate now.  It is the pregnancy’s fault.  I told my mom that the first thing I am doing when this baby comes out is give it a spankin’ for putting me through what it has.

Acne, discolored skin, nonstop peeing, loss of appetite, hunger, gas, nausea, extreme fatigue, food restrictions, paranoia, unstable emotions and oh the list goes on. 

But don’t worry, I do love this baby SO much!  I am getting used to the alien kicks and I worry if I don’t feel them for more than half a day.  I love when I can feel it move.  I love this little baby! 

Well, I need to eat and I need to eat NOW!

2 Comments

  1. Kimberly on June 28, 2006 at 10:48 am

    You are so funny, and I know exactly what you mean. I can’t stand it when people blame things on pregnancy, but I was just noticing how inflexible I have become. I guess it never really mattered before since I usually spend most of the day by myself working, but this past weekend I went to S.F. with a friend and it was like, every hour we had to stop whatever we were doing for ME so that I could pee or eat or sit down or whatever & these urges came on without warning and they had to be fulfilled immediately. It made me feel really selfish, but I couldn’t help it and I just kept telling myself that as soon as this baby comes out I am going to have a little talk with him/her about being more considerate and not so self-centered because this type of behavior is just not OK!



  2. Jamie on July 5, 2006 at 10:46 pm

    Jen, you’re so funny. Hi Kimberly! I’m still one of those people who get annoyed when pregnant women blame everything on their pregnancy, but I’ll let it go because I love you so much. Here’s to the pretties pregnant woman in Paris!!!



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