The Big D

I have a tummy ache and I got The Big D on my mind.

I love to talk about gross things on my blog. I like to because I can. And if you know me, I just like to talk about gross things in general. I wasn’t always like this however. It all started a long while back when I was newly married and had THE BIG D. I was a brand new pastors wife and was at my first retreat with the college group when it happened. THE BIG D!!!! It was horrible and I was so ashamed.

I came out of the bathroom to find my husband’s boss (Dan Shields…love you dude!) saying something like, “PEW!!!! IT REEKS IN THIS HALLWAY!!!!!”

It was right then and there I decided to embrace the grossness that we as humans can be so ashamed of and shout it to the rooftops! It is after all, natural!

Wait a second. I just had a flashback to college when my roommates and I stayed up till all hours of the night coming up with new lines to the Diarrhea song.

“When your sliding into first and you feel a little burst…”


  1. Donna on August 9, 2007 at 9:28 pm

    “When you’re walking down the hall and you feel something fall…”

  2. Dave on August 15, 2007 at 11:03 pm

    YES! Love the Big D. Gosh, can you believe that was SIX years ago. In some ways it feels that long but yet it feels like decades. Crazy. Miss you guys much. Can’t wait to see you again.

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