I have a tummy ache and I got The Big D on my mind.
I love to talk about gross things on my blog. I like to because I can. And if you know me, I just like to talk about gross things in general. I wasn’t always like this however. It all started a long while back when I was newly married and had THE BIG D. I was a brand new pastors wife and was at my first retreat with the college group when it happened. THE BIG D!!!! It was horrible and I was so ashamed.
I came out of the bathroom to find my husband’s boss (Dan Shields…love you dude!) saying something like, “PEW!!!! IT REEKS IN THIS HALLWAY!!!!!”
It was right then and there I decided to embrace the grossness that we as humans can be so ashamed of and shout it to the rooftops! It is after all, natural!
Wait a second. I just had a flashback to college when my roommates and I stayed up till all hours of the night coming up with new lines to the Diarrhea song.
“When your sliding into first and you feel a little burst…”