I don’t really know why I feel like it is necessary to expose things about me to the world that are gross and embarrassing. I think the biggest reason may be because we all deal with crap and I am sick of the fact that people (including me) think we have to hide it and act like we are all perfect or whatever. Wouldn’t life be a lot easier if we were all just a bit more honest with each other and ourselves? Anyways, on with the confessions!!!!
1. I like to blow my nose in the shower. I have been meaning to write about this on my blog for some time now. It is absolutely disgusting and I realize that. But it needs to be said. I honestly believe everyone should blow their nose in the shower, especially if you have allergies like me! There are so many benefits! It doesn’t waste paper! It doesn’t rub your nose raw from all the tissues! It comes out a lot better in the shower for some reason. Amy Ginther does it too! Ha ha! Sorry Amy!!! I am sure there are more reasons, but those are my favorite ones!
2. I have rotten teeth. A long time ago I wrote about when I broke my tooth in the end of my pregnancy and I wouldn’t dare go to a dentist in France. Well, that tooth is still broken and I am sure that I have a million other teeth ready to be broken and swallowed, just like the last. Poor me and my teeth.
3. I still haven’t gone to my “six week check up” after having Maisie. Oops. Don’t worry people, all is well! I can tell!
Cha cha cha!!!!!!!