I have tried to think of something creative to write about, but nothing is coming to me. The only thing that has come to my mind is the fact that my fat itches when I jog on the treadmill. I wonder why this happens. My friend Karen explained that it is because that part of my body is now getting circulation, whereas it never used to. She says that it will go away once my fat is used to the circulation.
I sort of just think that it is jiggling so much and that is what is making it itch. Whatever it is, I don’t appreciate it. I also don’t appreciate the way it looks jiggling all around like crazy. Praise the Lord for women only sections at gyms. Seriously, I will praise the Lord for that.
Oh my gosh I seriously have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard at this story… seriously Jen so funny I freakin cant wait fo ryou to get here..hahha. Im going ot bed laughing right now
I’m laughing. You would be so proud of me. I ran on the boardwalk in just shorts and a sports bra! I kept repeating to myself: “I have a NORMAL body. I have a NORMAL body.” I figured even if my stomach is all jiggling around that tan fat is better than white fat so bring on the sun.
That is lucky for you to have a woman only section. My stupid stinky little gym does not and is so small that they put the tredmills up front where everyone can see my fluffy buns flying all over the place while I fast pace walk to the tunes of “bringing sexy back” on my ipod. Ummm..not sure I am bringing sexy back. And not sure if anyone else thinks I am bringing sexy back. I might be bring “fluffy” back. “Those otha boys don’t know how to act. My cellulite is gonna push em back…” huh? Okay sorry…I got a little carried away! This is your blog, I forgot. Sorry.
We will have to itch together when I get back to Oregon. I’m actually looking forward to it. If your fat itches, mine is going to be one big rash of imflammation! 🙂